- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

a pornstar comes early to a party

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

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