What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Chuck Norris is dead......

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

What is a jew in space? Dead

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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