- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Girls soccer

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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