Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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