- Anti Joke

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Weed.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

guest what i love pancakes

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!