- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Gordon Brown smiles.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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