What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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