- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

a. why? b. because

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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