whos district champs not JM

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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