Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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My mum is called Steve

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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just in time?

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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