- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

u suck

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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