- Anti Joke

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Knock knock Shut up

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Peas

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.