- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

Women's Rights.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

When is a door not a door? Never.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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