- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Logan's gay

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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