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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Daniel is a fag

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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