Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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420

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Error 37.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Your gay

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were at work systems r down

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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