- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

get in the car.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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