James Patrick Campbell

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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