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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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