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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

If youre African, why are you white?

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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