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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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