We found a cure for cancer. Death

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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