- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

womens rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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