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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Barack Obama

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

A women in the kitchen.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado