- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

V I T A M I N C !

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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