I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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