- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

A woman went outside for some fresh air.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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