Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

ded on boomer and aodddan

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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