Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Youre mom is so dead...

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

One time I walked into a fat kid..

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

scientology.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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