"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

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mental kid

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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