- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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