What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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