Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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PENIS

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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