- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

A sober Irish individual.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

i love to lick...

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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