- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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