Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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