So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Hi

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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Ken wins!

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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epic win?

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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A Serbian Film

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Anti Joke

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