- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

Charles Manson is innocent.

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

I had a really great joke to tell you!

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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