- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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