An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

A blonde walked into a bar.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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