- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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