- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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