- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Woman rights.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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