A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

The WNBA.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

obama

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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