There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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