- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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