A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Yanter, Look it up

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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