- Anti Joke

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

Once upon a time, The end.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

A blonde walks into a bar ouch