A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Please? No.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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