- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

what tall and looks like a jew?

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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