- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Where's the soap?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

One below was by me: Walter H

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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