- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Where's the dick??? east

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Winter

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

I shot a bitch.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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