Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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