Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Dude man, I'm high...

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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