I was Born ready I was born naked.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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