- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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