- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Well, there's one way...

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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