- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

brittney griner

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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