Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

John Stamos.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Justin with a hat.

So does Blake

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Smeg...

Matt is a Duster!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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