What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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Carrot fingers

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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