- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Loperson

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

whats my name? Matt

what to call someone thats gay zak

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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