- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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