- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Roses are red.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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