- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

How do you make a car? You build it.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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