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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What's a joke? Funny

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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