Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

who is awesome? no one...

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

penis haha

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Two guys walk into a bar.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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